so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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