She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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