Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
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I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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