Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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