found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Please don't give away my fajitas
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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