so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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