i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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