This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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