If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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