Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Randomize