Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Don't make out with my wife yet
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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