if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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