Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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