Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
And then he peed in my hair
Randomize
