He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
