There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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