This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
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Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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