Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
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Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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