Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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