Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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