I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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