Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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