she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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