I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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