Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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