I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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