the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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