i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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