That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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