hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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