Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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