Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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