Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
My pussy is not your playground.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Randomize
