he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
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she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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