I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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