finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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