Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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