Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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