I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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