you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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