He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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