We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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