I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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