Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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