would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
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Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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