there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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