So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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