I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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