we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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