is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
21 Dirty Secrets From Bachelor/Bachelorette Parties That Have Destroyed Marriages
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
23 Fathers Confess The Best Way They’ve Messed With Their Daughter’s Boyfriend
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session