It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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