I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
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Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Can you bring me the toilet please
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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